Yeah I guess that's a good title... sorry for those of you that get get squeamish with that word. lol.
It's funny what kids say and how embarrassed parents get when they say it. Ironically, this was said at the public restroom at the Observatory. I was minding my business, when a woman came in with what I assume was her 3 or 4 year old boy. At that age, we all know there is going to be sharing of the stall with mommy. That's just the way it goes... well, the little boy did his bit then it was mommy's turn. Next words: "I can see your vagina because you're my mommy." She had the nervous laughter and said, "I guess that's right". He continued, "And I can see daddy's penis because I'm a boy too. I looked at Andy's too but his looked funny!!" And he started to giggle uncontrollably. Next I hear the flush, mommy rushing him out, saying "I think you just gave to much information for one sitting."
I don't know why this was so entertaining to me but it was. Teach them the right words and they will use them. It just reminded me of the scene in the movie "Kindergarten Cop" where the boy stands up and says "Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina". True enough...
It's funny what kids say and how embarrassed parents get when they say it. Ironically, this was said at the public restroom at the Observatory. I was minding my business, when a woman came in with what I assume was her 3 or 4 year old boy. At that age, we all know there is going to be sharing of the stall with mommy. That's just the way it goes... well, the little boy did his bit then it was mommy's turn. Next words: "I can see your vagina because you're my mommy." She had the nervous laughter and said, "I guess that's right". He continued, "And I can see daddy's penis because I'm a boy too. I looked at Andy's too but his looked funny!!" And he started to giggle uncontrollably. Next I hear the flush, mommy rushing him out, saying "I think you just gave to much information for one sitting."
I don't know why this was so entertaining to me but it was. Teach them the right words and they will use them. It just reminded me of the scene in the movie "Kindergarten Cop" where the boy stands up and says "Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina". True enough...
